Sardar jokes

Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at

Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par

khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee

express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi

PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par

kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin

koode.

Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta

tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi, Main

Bol Raha Hoon. The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main

Bol Raha Hoon!

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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the

table. The guest asked what is this?

The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,

morning becomes tight

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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking

for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,

he bought the ticketand didn't travel.

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