Quotes by George Carlin

“As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.” -George Carlin “Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.” -George Carlin “Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” -George Carlin “I think it's the duty of the comedian to find