Ajab Pagal c Larki Hai
Mujhe Her Roz Kehti hai
"Batao Kuch Naya Likha"
Main Jab Bhi Uss Se Kehta Hoon
"Haan ik Nazm Likhi Hai
Mgar Unwaan Dena Hai"
BhoT Bechain Hoti hai
Wo Kehti Hai
"Acha Sunao
Main Ussy ik Acha Sa Unwaan Deti Hoon"
Wo Meri Nazm Sunnti Hai
0r UssKi Bolti Aankhain
Kisi Missry Kisi Tashbeeh Per Yu Muskurati Hain
Mujhe Lafzoon Se Kirrnain Photti Mehsoos Hoti Hain
Wo Meri Nazm Ko Acha Sa ik Unwaan Deti Hai
0r Uss K Aakhri Missry K Neechy ik Ada-e-Benayazi Se
Wo Apna Naam Likhti Hai
Main Kehta Hoon
"Suno!
Ye Nazm Meri Hai
To Phir Tum Ne Kyon Apny Naam Se Mansoob Ki Hai"
Meri Ye Baat Sun K UssKi Aankhain Muskurati Hain
Wo Kehti Hai
"BARA SADA SA RISHTA HAI
K JESY TUM MERY HOO
ISS TERHA YE NAZM MERI HAI"
Ajab Pagal c Larki Hai.../
Ajeeb larka hoon khud ko jalana chahta hoon
Mai khud ko rakh ker kaheen bhool jana chahta hoon
Mere naseeb ki khushiyaan bhee kab mili mujh ko
Bas ab to umer bher aansoo bhana chahta hoon
Najanay kitni mohabbat hai ranj-o-ghum se mujhe
Koi bhee dard ho dil mai chupana chahta hoon
Baha baha k ye aasnoo bikhar chuka hoon bohat
Simat k zaat mai ab muskurana chahta hoon
Jisay eik umer dil mai chupa k rakha hai
Wo raaz aaj mai sab ko batana chahta hoon
Wahee hai yaad jo acha kaha hai logon ne
Baqi saaray sitam bhool jana chahta hoon
Mujhe zamanay ne pathar samjh liya hai mager
Mai eik larka hoon sab ko batana chahta hoon
Jo mujh se rooth chuke hain zamanay ki khushiyaan
To mai bhee un khushiyoon se rooth jana chahta hoon
Koi to ho jo lagaye mujhay seenay se
Kisi ko mai bhee apnay ghum sunana chahta hoon
Tu apnay dil k her eik dar ko khool day
Mai dard ban ker teray dil mai aana chahta hoon
Mai khud ko rakh ker kaheen bhool jana chahta hoon
Mere naseeb ki khushiyaan bhee kab mili mujh ko
Bas ab to umer bher aansoo bhana chahta hoon
Najanay kitni mohabbat hai ranj-o-ghum se mujhe
Koi bhee dard ho dil mai chupana chahta hoon
Baha baha k ye aasnoo bikhar chuka hoon bohat
Simat k zaat mai ab muskurana chahta hoon
Jisay eik umer dil mai chupa k rakha hai
Wo raaz aaj mai sab ko batana chahta hoon
Wahee hai yaad jo acha kaha hai logon ne
Baqi saaray sitam bhool jana chahta hoon
Mujhe zamanay ne pathar samjh liya hai mager
Mai eik larka hoon sab ko batana chahta hoon
Jo mujh se rooth chuke hain zamanay ki khushiyaan
To mai bhee un khushiyoon se rooth jana chahta hoon
Koi to ho jo lagaye mujhay seenay se
Kisi ko mai bhee apnay ghum sunana chahta hoon
Tu apnay dil k her eik dar ko khool day
Mai dard ban ker teray dil mai aana chahta hoon
How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.
ITS TRUE, dekha i got a smile on ur face keep laughing
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.
ITS TRUE, dekha i got a smile on ur face keep laughing
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