Women are like apples on tree

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

The reason why girls have random mood swings during period

1. After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking Niagara falls.
2. You want to hit everyone in the face with a shovel.
3. You cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. You crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. When someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. When you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. You fall asleep when you're not even that TIRED.
8. You feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. You want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. Remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. Everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. When you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. Boys are 10x more annoying.
15. Those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. Chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. The cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. When you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. You don't care about anything BUT food.
20. You wish you weren't a girl.
21. When you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.