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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Dennys: News Politics Comedy Science Arts & Food: 15 Funny Tasty July Fourth Posts


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Dennys: News Politics Comedy Science Arts & Food: 15 Funny Tasty July Fourth Posts: From Denny:  Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday time off.  It certainly is hotter than ever this summer.  And we have global warming to enjoy for years to come.  So laugh a lot while you are figuring out how to adapt to this new extreme weather sport:  scorching summers.

Meanwhile, I have some great photography to give you a smile and some amusing poems to read while you try some new recipes.  Be sure to check out the July Fourth quotes both funny and serious that will certainly make you think.  Happy July Fourth!



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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Best Inspirational and Funny Mothers Day Quotes


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From Denny: Enjoy some more great quotes, inspirational ones, this year, about our mothers, a few poems found too. I've also collected many funny Mother's Day posts from many of my other blogs on this post:

Best Funny Mothers Day Quotes, Trivia, Photography, Poetry


Inspirational Quotes


A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Anonymous

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Anonymous

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts. - Washington Irving

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The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom. - Henry Ward Beecher, US Congressional clergyman

Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me? - Nancy Thayer, author

We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves. - Henry Ward Beecher

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore de Balzac, author

Now that... my kids are grown, I understand how much work and love it takes to raise and to keep a family together. The example of your strength, devotion, and patience is now rippling through the generations. Thank you! - Forest Houtenschil




Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother. - Lin Yutang, Chinese writer

Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground. - Zora Neale Hurston, folklorist and writer

That best academy, a mother's knee. - James Russell Lowell, poet, critic and diplomat

Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother. - Gregory Nunn

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Tenneva Jordan

Few misfortunes can befall a boy which brings worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother. - W. Somerset Maugham




The lullaby is the spell whereby the mother attempts to transform herself back from an ogre to a saint. - James Fenton

Women do not have to sacrifice personhood if they are mothers. They do not have to sacrifice motherhood in order to be persons. Liberation was meant to expand women's opportunities, not to limit them. The self-esteem that has been found in new pursuits can also be found in mothering. - Elaine Heffner

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. - Rajneesh

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Anonymous




The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men - from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

At work, you think of the children you have left at home. At home, you think of the work you've left unfinished. Such a struggle is unleashed within yourself. Your heart is rent. - first female Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir

If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam. - Henry Bickersteth

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T. DeWitt Talmage




Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty, quoted in A Little Spoonful of Chicken Soup for the Mother's Soul

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - Chinese Proverb

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty

No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you: Life. - Anonymous




Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. - Charles R. Swindoll

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

A mom's hug lasts long after she lets go. - Anonymous

Mother, the ribbons of your love are woven around my heart. - Anonymous

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. - Mildred B. Vermont

Mom, when thoughts of you are in our hearts, we are never far from home. - Anonymous

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. - William Makepeace Thackeray



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Funny Quotes

All mothers are working mothers. - Anonymous

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you. - Jill Bennett

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. - Anonymous




By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh, author

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Making a decision to have a child; it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Biological possibility and desire are not the same as biological need. Women have childbearing equipment. For them to choose not to use the equipment is no more blocking what is instinctive than it is for a man who, muscles or no, chooses not to be a weightlifter. - Betty Rollin

If Nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. - Lawrence Housman

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success. - Fran Lebowitz, "Parental Guidance," Social Studies, 1981





Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter De Vries

And remember that behind every successful woman......is a basket of dirty laundry. - Anonymous

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman




Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children. - Marilyn Penland

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age - William Feather, The Business of Life, 1949

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. - John Wilmot



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Mothers' Day Poems

Motherhood is priced;
Of God, at price no man may dare
To lessen or misunderstand.
- Helen Hunt Jackson



Nobody knows of the work it makes
To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes,
Nobody knows - but Mother.
- Anonymous



This heart, my own dear mother, bends,
With love's true instinct, back to thee!
- St. Thomas Moore



Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over.
- George Cooper



Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
- William Goldsmith Brown



A mother is a mother still,
The holiest thing alive.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge



Who fed me from her gentle breast
And hushed me in her arms to rest,
And on my cheek sweet kisses prest?
My Mother.
- Ann Taylor




Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My mother.
- Ann Taylor



Before a day was over,
Home comes the rover,
For mother's kiss - sweeter this
Than any other thing!
- William Allingham


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Sunday, April 8, 2012

Dennys: News Politics Comedy Science Arts & Food: 8 Easter Posts To Enjoy: Food, Funny, Poems, Photos

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Dennys: News Politics Comedy Science Arts & Food: 8 Easter Posts To Enjoy: Food, Funny, Poems, Photos: From Denny:  When you blog for a few years you start amassing some interesting posts on a theme.

Check out the fun facts posted about Easter on my blogs from traditions, origins of the holiday, a photography post of awesome sunrises by many good photographers, a funny Easter Bunny Rap music video, recipes and Spring renewal Easter poems.

May you enjoy your renewal this Spring!
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Saturday, March 17, 2012

Dennys: News Politics Comedy Science Arts & Food: Fun St. Patricks Day Facts To Ponder While You Swill Green Beer

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Dennys: News Politics Comedy Science Arts & Food: Fun St. Patricks Day Facts To Ponder While You Swill Green Beer: From Denny:  Mardi Gras just happened last month, and, well, Lent can be a dull affair while we are waiting for Easter.  So, why not spice it up with some St. Patrick's Day frivolity and celebration?

South Louisiana is primarily Catholic and we like our champion demon-chasing warrior saints. Honoring him is serious business.

Here in Louisiana we celebrate with none other than a St. Patrick's Day Parade, complete with official bead-throwing and green beer freely flowing.

Since all good holy days have a serious component along with the feasting here's some brain food to feed you too.  Be sure to check out my other St. Patrick's Day posts at the end of this post.  Lots of interesting historical trivia, quotes, poems, Irish blessings and funny thoughts too.
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Friday, February 10, 2012

The Social Poets: Groundhog Day Louisiana Style: New Orleans T-Boy, Baton Rouge Boudreaux


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The Social Poets: Groundhog Day Louisiana Style: New Orleans T-Boy, Baton Rouge Boudreaux: From Denny: Groundhog Day contenders are popping up all over America. Groundhogs are not native to Louisiana (because it's too hot) but we didn't allow a little factoid like that to stop us. Louisiana likes it's holidays so what effort was it to rustle up another creative idea than to draft the swamp rat nutria into the Groundhog Day?

Up in the northern part of America it's considered really bad news when a groundhog sees its shadow, foretelling another miserable six weeks of winter. But here in Louisiana it means a spring that is shorter than usual.

A short spring means summer's grueling heat and drippy humidity will return sooner than desired. So, you see, burrow-loving animals can come in handy to predict the weather both in the chilly North and the hottie Deep South.
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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Romancing The Chocolate: Celebrate Valentines Day With Fiery Chocolate Fondue




Romancing The Chocolate: Celebrate Valentines Day With Fiery Chocolate Fondue: From Denny: Chocolate fondue is the favorite of Valentine's Day menus. This recipe is extra special with the addition of some Tabasco hot sauce to kick it up a notch - the romance, that is. :)

It's also a ridiculously easy recipe, with only a few ingredients, sure to be a crowd pleaser at a party - or just for two.
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Sunday, December 25, 2011

The Social Poets: Merry Christmas to ALL! Christmas News Video Clips

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The Social Poets: Merry Christmas to ALL! Christmas News Video Clips: From Denny: Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season. Hope you enjoyed a tasty feast and stuffed yourselves silly. Just wait until the New Year for those calorie regrets. Enjoy your day and thank you for all your support this year! :)

Thought I'd put up a few cool Christmas video news clips of people who live the Christmas spirit of goodwill and giving to others.
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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Halloween Town Names in America

Scary PumpkinImage by solyanka via FlickrFrom Denny:  Want to scare your pants off with a new address?  Who knew that a town's name could be so creepy - just in time for Halloween.
Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Halloween Town Names in America: From Denny: Want to scare your pants off with a new address? Who knew that a town's name could be so creepy - just in time for Halloween.
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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Fathers Day Quotes: Funny and Inspirational

Best quote: The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat. - Robert Frost

Father's Day Quotes

He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence Budington Kelland, U.S. Writer

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham, Christian Evangelist

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
- Theodore Hesburgh, Catholic Priest and President Emeritus of the University of Notre Dame

How true Daddy's words were when he said: 'All children must look after their own upbringing.' Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank, German Jew and Holocaust Victim

It is much easier to become a father than to be one. - Kent Nerburn, U.S. Author and Educator

We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual. - George Will, U.S. Journalist


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It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." - Harmon Killebrew

One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters. - George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. - Clarence Budington Kelland

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox... they would understand the dilemma. - Marlene Dietrich

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Schiller

Until you have a son of your own... you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that resonates in the heart of a father as he looks upon his son. You will never know the sense of honor that makes a man want to be more than he is and to pass something good and hopeful into the hands of his son. And you will never know the heartbreak of the fathers who are haunted by the personal demons that keep them from being the men they want their sons to be. - Kent Nerburn

In peace, the sons bury their fathers, but in war, the fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Small boys become big men through the influence of big men who care about small boys. - Anonymous

When a child, my dreams rode on your wishes, I was your son, high on your horse, my mind a top whipped by the lashes of your rhetoric, windy of course. - Sir Stephen Spender

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia M. Child, U.S. Author

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Anonymous (commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found)

Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. - Anonymous







Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. - Gloria Naylor

There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself. - John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. - Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Gov. Mario Cuomo

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton


The greatest gift I ever had
Came from God; I call him Dad!
- Anonymous


Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. - M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. - Anonymous


There's one sad truth in life I've found
While journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox


Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. - Dinah Craik

Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. - Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities








Funny Father's Day Quotes

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. - Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. - Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

The thing to remember about fathers is... they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle... - Phyllis McGinley

Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said, "Box about: twill come to my father anon." - John Aubrey

I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started. - Bartrand Hubbard

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

One night a father overheard his son pray: Dear God, Make me the kind of man my Daddy is. Later that night, the Father prayed, Dear God, Make me the kind of man my son wants me to be. - Anonymous

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. - James Baldwin

When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, "She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge." - Helen Hayes

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. - Phyllis Diller

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat. - Robert Frost

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too. - Peter De Vries

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - President Harry S. Truman

Noble fathers have noble children. - Euripides

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Anonymous



*** More Father's Day posts to enjoy:

Dennys Photo Gallery: Fathers Day

Fathers Day Music: Keith Urban Sings Song For Dad

Christian Music: Fathers Day Song - My Dad by Abel Ullon






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