Alcohol Sayings

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.-Kaiser Wilhelm "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."-Henny Youngman"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"-Brian O'Rourke BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX