Answering Machine

Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep"Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."I'm not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I'll reply"Hi, you have reached the Borg collective. Please leave your