Love taglog quotes and saying

REAL CONVO:(bitter sweet)
BOY: alam mo ba kung sino ang pinakamagandang babae dito sa loob ng bar?
GIRL: at alam mo din ba kung sino ang pinakasinungaling sa loob ng bar na to?

hahaha di nakapalag yung lalaki-

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REAL CONVO:(bitter sweet)
BOY: hi miss,gusto mo ba sumayaw?
GIRL: oo pero hindi sayo.
BOY: hindi moko naiintindihan,sabi ko ang taba mo sa skirt na sout mo.

hahaha palusot porke natanggihan.

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REAL CONVO:(bitter sweet)
BOY: hey,ano ba ang sign mo?
GIRL: stop.

hahaha maguumpisa palang nabasag na
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Naranasan mo na ba magmahal ng taong handang tawirin ang dagat at mga bund0k

MAIWASAN KA LANG.
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“Huwag mo nalang ako tingnan, para hindi mo na maalala kung gaano kita nasaktan.”

-PEKLAT
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girl: u promsed that u wll never cheat…

bf: nag promse na nga! anu pa gusto mo? 2parn q? dats too much!

haha.
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Ang pag-untog ng ulo sa pader ay di nanganga-hulugang ito’y gawain ng isang baliw ..

minsan,

ito ay paraan ng pagkuha ng lakas at pandagdag buhay.

-SUPER MARIO
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HoW C0me I?

h0W CoME i?

h0W CoME i?

h0W coMe I? D KtA iiWAn s
PglkbY! d2S mUNdoNG WlaNG
ktYAKAn! hoW c0Me I? d kta
bBTwan S pgLLkby! s mUNDo
NG kWALan! Ü
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BROCOLLI: i luk lyk a tree.
WALLNUT: i luk lyk a brain.
MUSHROOM: i luk lyk an umbrella.
EGGPLANT: dude? change topic
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You are the reason why i wake up early in the morning & quickly gets my phone under my pillow because i was expecting for your morning message.
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no matter how busy i am,i will do anything to get hold of you by any means,cause you are one of my PRIORITIES.
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some funny story:

husband vs. wife

isang gabi umuwi c husband gutom n gutom ,, at galit n galit
s wife namn ganun din... at nagcmula ang away

WIFE: sav ko sau magsaing k na ehh!!!!
HUSBAND: kaw ang dpat magsaing dhl babae kaw...
WIFE: ikaw!
HUSBAND: ikaw!
o' cge ganto na lang kng cnu ang gumalw cyang magsasaing!
anu deal!
WIFE: cgeh!!! kala m huh nde kita uurungan!!!


after 3 hrs,
dumating c kumpare ni husband..... ui pare inuman tau! nakita nito sa teres c husband peo nde kumikibo..
KUMPARE: ppsok n ko pare ahh!
sa sofa nakita nya si misis... nakaupo wlang kibo...
nilapitan nya at tinanong kung anung nangyare pero nde rin to kumibo
at kht anung gawin ni kumpare nde p rin kumikibot ang dalawa...
kea namn hanggang sa napagsamantalahn nya c misis peo wla p rin kibo c misis
wlang ingay... at nde p rin kumibo c mister..

KUMPARE: cgeh pre aalis n ko (nagmamadali)
pagkatapos,, lumapit c wife kay husband naiyak
WIFE: wlang hiya k napagsamantalahnn ko nde k pa rin kumibo!!!!!
HUSBAND: IKAW NA MAGSASAING!!! PANALO AKO aHiHiHi


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Sa canteen nag order ang KANO:
KANO:Will u plz giv mem a few two?
TINDERA: what, sir?
KANO: I said, "few two!"
TINDERA: ay! u want PUTO!
KANO: datz ryt!
Is dat how u pronounce it?
(tindera ngbagotbot) Buang maning kanoa, Puto lang
diay. Pa-few two, few two pah Balusan nko bi.
wat color sir, few ti or few la?
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Silence is the best answer you can give to an issue..
what's the use of admitting or denying when in the
first place, you are already judged?

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SILENCE-
-pinaka mabuting sagot na maibibigay mo sa isang pagdududang tanong...
anong silbi ng PAG AKO NG KASALANAN O PAG-DENY kung sa una palang-NAHUSGAHAN kana.

wew tama naman diba-manahimik ka nalang kesa magsalita mas paniniwalaan pa rin nila ang nakikita nila.
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Nver treat anyone like a stone, as if they don't
feel anything... because when a stone gets back
at u, they can cause real pain
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Huwag mong ituring na BATO ang isang tao,na akala mo hindi ito nakakaramdam ng kahit na ano--kase kapag ang BATO bumalik sayo-magbibigay ito ng TUNAY na SAKIT sayo.

aDminwishmaSterbOy


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This is our story...

AKO SI SHISHUKA: " i broke up with him today. i told him i am tired. he didn't even ask why.I thought he would ask me to stay but he didn't. he just let me go and just like that I LOST THE GUY I WAITED FOR SO LONG".

LEE WISHH MASTTER: " she broke up with me today. she said she's so tired, i was too hurt to ask why. i wanted to stop her from leaving but if she's not happy with me, there's no way i can make her stay so i just let her go..just like that I LOST THE GIRL I'VE DREAMING FOR SO LONG.

in the end-kami pa rin-nyahahaha
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Girl: Ang sweet ng ibang lalaki pag nagpo-propose no?
Boy: Bakit nman?
Girl: Kasi yung iba niyayaya nila mag-date tapos nasa cake yung ring.
Boy: Ah.
Girl: Wew. Parang hindi ka naman kinilig. Ikaw, pag nag-propose ka. Saan mo ilalagay yung ring?
Boy: Sa daliri mo.
Girl: :">
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