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Thursday, November 30, 2006
Positive Quotes
"Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes"....
Hope someonne reading this luv quotes blog get some needed inspiration some day.
1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good valuecreate a value of your own
2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you would shine..
3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...
This one is da good one I think :)
4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it
Heard before not so inspiring :(
5) When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are
VERY TRUE
6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him/her
BOGUS
7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world
GR8 ONE maybe I'll be world for someone whos dat :)... someone somewhere ;)
8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "
9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference.
10)"Girte hain SehSaWar hi Maidan-E-Jang main
WOh SehSawar kya gire Jo Ghutno ke bal chaley"
So chill and do u best : don't worry abt da results
TC have a nice day
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Blonde Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Little Johny Jokes
Santa Banta Jokes
Little Johny Jokes
Santa Banta Jokes
Thursday, November 2, 2006
Short Funny Jokes
Short Funny Jokes
Victory Quotes
Victory Quotes
Graduation Quotes
Graduation Quotes
Beauty Quotes
Beauty Quotes
Sad Quotes
Sad Quotes
Cool Sayings
Cool Sayings
Clever Quotes
Clever Quotes
Anniversary Sayings
Birthday Sayings
Anniversary Sayings
Birthday Sayings
Family sayings
Family sayings
Friendship Sayings
Friendship Sayings
Wednesday, November 1, 2006
Whos This...... Guess
Guess whose in this picture. What are you thinking seen this person before.
hmmmmmmmmmm try to guess whos this famous personality.
No guess..................
Try yaar..........
Ok u need 4 options like KBC
Let me tell u........................
this person is also known as master Balster.........
Yes right Master of Cricket...
Its Sachin Tendulkar in college fancy dress competition (look again. carefully)
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Graffiti
Graffiti
The Best of Jerry Seinfeld
The Best of Jerry Seinfeld
Sunday, October 29, 2006
One liners(R)
One liners(R)
Religious Quotes
Success Quotes
Religious Quotes
Success Quotes
Old Sayings
Old Sayings
Inspirational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Age Quotes
Sarcastic/Witty Quotes
Age Quotes
Sarcastic/Witty Quotes
Funny Epitaphs
Funny Epitaphs
Taglines
Taglines
Answering Machine
Answering Machine
Responses to Pickup Lines
Responses to Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines
Alcohol Sayings
Alcohol Sayings
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Famous Last Words
Famous Last Words
Love Quotes
Love Quotes
Wisdom Quotes
Wisdom Quotes
Famous Quotes
Funny Quotes
Famous Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Movie Quotes
Life Quotes
Life Quotes
Quote of The Week
Quote of The Week
Wednesday, October 4, 2006
Quit India Movement
Why the British left India? any guesses plz...
Why Lord Mount batten decided to leave India?
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IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF SUBHASH CHANDRA BOSE
OR BHAGAT SINGH
OR GANDHI .....
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Have Fun
Thursday, September 7, 2006
After lunch break
Tuesday, September 5, 2006
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Saturday, August 19, 2006
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign
reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
Tuesday, August 1, 2006
Must Read
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
Student is silent.
Prof: You can't answer, can you?
Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
Student does not answer.
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
Student has no answer.
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Now the student said can I ask something to you Professor.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive. .
WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT STUDENT WAS?
This is a true story, and the student was none other than
DR. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, President of India.
Friday, June 30, 2006
Love Story
Love story......
There was a blind girl who used to hate everyone . . . except her Boyfriend........ She always used to say that I'll marry you if I could see!!
Suddenly one day some one donated his eyes.......and then when she saw her Boyfriend......she was astonished to see that her Boyfriend was also blind........
Her boyfriend then asked ... "Darling! Will You Marry Me Now?" She thought for a while and said, Sorry!!! But, I can't.....
Her Boyfriend went away saying....
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GOD bless you dear!
JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES!!!!
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Friday, April 21, 2006
FLowers
woh aap se, aap ke hanssane ki ada mang rahe hain.
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khabar tere aane ki jab phoolon ne sunni,
guldanuo se nikal kar phool , khud zameen pe bichh gayye.
Yaad
WOH MUJHHE, ZINDGI SE PIYAARE HAIN.
PEHLEY DIL KO TERA SAHAARA THA,
ABB TERI YAAD KE SAHAARE HAIN
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Sardar jokes
Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par
khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee
express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi
PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par
kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin
koode.
Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta
tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi, Main
Bol Raha Hoon. The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!
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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,
morning becomes tight
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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking
for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticketand didn't travel.
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Monday, January 16, 2006
Munna Bhai M.B.B.S - Kya movie hai maamu
Munna Bhai MBBS
Director: Rajkumar Hirani
Starring: Gracy Singh, Sanjay Dutt, Arshad Warsi, Sunil Dutt, Boman Irani
Munnabhai (Sanjay Dutt) is a happy man. He lives with his gang in the bylanes of a 'dhobi ghat' in Mumbai; takes pride in being a 'social worker' (they actually settle 'financial disputes' through 'dadagiri'); and enjoys his booze, babes, brawls followed by a good night's sleep.
Arshad Warsi is Circuit, Munnabhai's one man army. What ever Munna needs - from a dead body to advice on love and marriage - Circuit can provide it. Circuit is the most liked character in this movie.. Arshad had done really excellent piece of work in this movie... I think hes gonna be typecasted now.....
Not much bothers Munna, except his parents' annual visit from the village. Munna's father, Hari Prasad Sharma (Sunil Dutt), an upright, moralistic man believes that his son is actually a doctor running a charity hospital.
Every year, when his parents arrive, Munna and his gang bathe, shave, don white coats and stethoscopes and pretend to be diligent doctors.
This year, however, the clever charade falls apart. Hari Prasad Sharma's runs into an old friend, Dr. Asthana (Boman Irani), who has a daughter called Suman(Gracy Singh).
The two decide that their children, both doctors, would make a perfect match. Munna tries hard to save the situation, but his father discovers the truth. And all hell breaks loose.
Hari Prasad Sharma, now broken by the truth, removes his white spotless 'pagadi' and cries. Munnabhai then takes a decision that would change many lives: he decides to become a doctor.
Producer, Vinod Chopra's Munnabhai MBBS is a hilarious and heart warming story of a local goon's journey into the medical world - a place he neither belongs to nor believes in.
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