BABY I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR Y... NO HUNNY, I WONT.

A couple of days ago, I walked in on my classmates having a very interesting conversation. It was about Bruno Mars' Grenade song. You know how he says "Baby i'd catch a grenade for youuu" yh? My class mates weren't such fans. lol.. someone said, "Baby. I'd jump over a grenade for you". Another person said before we tackle the problem of what's happening to the grenade, let's find out who's throwing it. hahahha.. and oh, I just laughed because I remembered how he said it. How I just wrote it is def not funny. So its ok, you can reverse your comment of me being weird now. 

    Anyway, this made me really think of how songs can be really really nice, and yes the words fit, but if you think of them in all reality, they're kinda funny. Here's a few that came to mind.

BABY I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YOU - This obv had to be my first one. lol.. truth is, no one is catching a grenade for no one. I mean, if you want to know what hell is, then please catch a grenade. and I say hell because I consider catching a grenade suicide. #jussayin. What else could it be? Love probably? save me a laugh.

I DOUBT YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER - Drake's Find Your Love - Soooooo, im just going to reply this one with Beyonce's lyrics... "Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable". 

FROM THE WHIP TO MY DIAMONDS IM IN BLACK AND YELLOW - Whiz Khalifa - Oh yh? Well, if you want to look like a chauffeur, then pleassssssssssssseeeeeeee drive a black and yellow whip. lol.. and black and yellow diamonds? baaa..hahahahahahaha.. plus, im not a fan of the steelers - without any apology. Im not a fan of american football - without any apology. It is certainly a wonder that I am a fan of this song. It had to grow on me though, cause the first time I heard it, trust me, I was like whaaaa??? and yes, it was intentional to eliminate the 't' from the end of that exclamation.

I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I COULD WALK THROUGH FIRE - Justin Bieber, Never Say Never - Awwww... my little babyyyy.. Hunny, you never thought you could? If you haven't figured it out yet, you still can't walk through fire. I mean, are you Shedrach? perhaps Meshach? orrrr maybe Abednego? I definitely agree to the never say never theory, but if you put your finger in fire, it'll burn. If you don't believe me, please, by all means, be my guest, and walk through fire. I'll have God tell me the story, cause you'll prolly be right beside him at the end of that journey.

AND I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS LOVE IN YOUR DAY - Usher, Hey Daddy - This is pretty simple. I haven't been waiting for this love in my day. I've been waiting for this love in my DECADE.

IM THE BEST NOW - Nicki Minaj, Blazin - Ya'll know I love my girl Nicki, but damn, the lady's weird. Plus she makes incomplete statements. Like this one above. I'm the best now.. in what?? Singing? rapping? It's always my pleasure completing half statements for them ladies.. (not for men). So, I did my job again. I'm the best now.. at looking hawt in fake. Pardon me but, the sista is all plastic. It doesnt really hurt her though. My brother says he likes the plastic... and yes, he said the PLASTIC.

BABY I GOT A PLAN, RUNAWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN - Kanye West, Runaway - I suppose if you're a douche bag, an a -hole, a scum bag, a jack-off, blah blah blah, you would definitely want to obey. However, remember that this is Kanye. He is going to stop you halfway and tell you "Hey douche, I know you're running away, and I'mma let you finish, but Cathy Freeman had one of the best running records of all time. OF ALL TIME". So here i am agreeing with Mr. West for once in a lifetime. Runaway, as. fast. as. you. can. ...and uhhhh, if you don't know who Cathy Freeman is, don't worry. I don't either. just google her. That's what I did. 

I'LL WAIT A MILLION DAYS TO SEE YOU SMILE - Alicia Keys, Distance and Time -  I know we are Christians yh, and I know we live in the Bible and what it says. However, those times are gone, and I think it's  high time we faced reality. People no longer live for 700 years. If you live for 100 years, you've lived a long life. My point? A million days is approximately 273 years, and don't argue my math. I used a calculator. I remember being an optimist, but reality and optimism are different. NO ONE lives 273 years in this present age, and YOU will def not be an exception, so work at finding someone else to make you smile tomorrow. You may die in 2 days. You never know.

          and the biggest one of all..

JESUS CAN'T SAVE YOU, LIFE STARTS WHEN THE CHURCH ENDS - Jay Z, Empire State of Mind - LIE. LIE. LIE. I'm not about to start arguing religion so I think that pretty much says it all... and I don't know bout ya'll, but I LOVEEE my Jesus, and I'll answer before you ask. Yes, HE SAVED ME. 

I would write more, but its 2 49 am, and I have to be up at 6 45 am. I need to retire now, plus, I'm saving those that were extremely bored reading this some yawns.

Thats about song lyrics - as I do it.

Shanpepe...xoxo