Sexual quotes-Sleep

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
- Jay McInerney

Famous people quotes-Forgotten

Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them.
- George Eliot

Sarcastic quotes-Moaning wildlife

"The North Korea news agency is saying that the birds and the pandas and all the wildlife are moaning because they're so depressed over the death of Kim Jong Il. Wait a minute. Is it possible they are moaning because they live in North Korea?"
-David Letterman