Sexual quotes-Thinking

Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.

- Advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur

Sexual quotes-The common thread

The common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex.

-Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer, A Natural History of Rape

Sexual quotes-Voracious appetite

What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.

- Henry Fielding

Proverbs-Not Economical

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

- Chinese Proverb

Sexual quotes-In trouble

Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.

- Harold Robbins

Sexual quotes-Pat

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
~William H. Masters

Sexual quotes-Widespread taste

A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.
- J.G. Ballard, "News from the Sun," Myths of the Near Future, 1982

Sexual quotes-Cat fights

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

Sexual quotes-The way to a man's heart

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
- Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988

Jay Leno's quotes on Gay marriage

President Obama officially announced he is in favor of gay marriage. Of course, this is a monumental event. This is the first time Joe Biden said something Obama didn't have to apologize for.

The women know what this means. Now all the good ones will be married AND gay.

You know who is really against the president's position on gay marriage? Gay men afraid of commitment. Now they have no excuse.

My position is simple. I support any wedding I don't have to go to.
- Jay Leno

Sexual quotes-Creatures

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
- Jayne Mansfield

Sexual quotes-Obsession in America

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
- Marlene Dietrich

Sexual quotes-California

A study claims eight out of 109 cities that value sex the most are in California. So thank you, Governor Schwarzenegger.
- Jimmy Kimmel

Sexual quotes-Dusty

A dirty book is rarely dusty.

Political quotes-Secret Service scandal

President Obama talked about the Secret Service prostitution scandal, saying he's reserving judgment until all the facts are in, or at least until he figures out a way to blame this on Mitt Romney.
- Craig Ferguson

Sarcastic quotes-Sex education

Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about.
- Beverly Mickins

Sexual quotes-Ignorance

It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Sexual quotes-Advice

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
- George Bernard Shaw

Sexual quotes-For the first time

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
- Jay Leno

Movie quotes-Dead son

I love my dead gay son.
- Heathers