Thursday, November 30, 2006

Positive Quotes

I don't know theres something one can learn from quotes but, the place where I got these quotes it was written:
"Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes"....
Hope someonne reading this luv quotes blog get some needed inspiration some day.



1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good valuecreate a value of your own


2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you would shine..



3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...


This one is da good one I think :)


4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it


Heard before not so inspiring :(

5) When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are


VERY TRUE

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him/her


BOGUS


7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world


GR8 ONE maybe I'll be world for someone whos dat :)... someone somewhere ;)

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference.



10)"Girte hain SehSaWar hi Maidan-E-Jang main
WOh SehSawar kya gire Jo Ghutno ke bal chaley"
So chill and do u best : don't worry abt da results

TC have a nice day

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Blonde Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?A: The joystick is wet. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?A: "Have another beer." Q: What do

Blonde Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?A: The joystick is wet. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?A: "Have another beer." Q: What do

Little Johny Jokes

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."Johnny replied, "I don't have it.""Why not?" His father asked."My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."Little Johnny came running into the house

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finallywrites a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat. Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mothertongue.?Santa: Very long!

Little Johny Jokes

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."Johnny replied, "I don't have it.""Why not?" His father asked."My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."Little Johnny came running into the house

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finallywrites a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat. Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mothertongue.?Santa: Very long!

Thursday, November 2, 2006

Short Funny Jokes

Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?A: Shoot her again. Q: What is the difference between a Virgin and a washing machine?A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it! Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Q: What is the difference between a

Short Funny Jokes

Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?A: Shoot her again. Q: What is the difference between a Virgin and a washing machine?A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it! Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Q: What is the difference between a

Victory Quotes

“Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.”- Horace Mann “Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.”- Edwin Markham “Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.”- Abraham Lincoln “In war there is no substitute for victory.”- Douglas MacArthur “The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of

Victory Quotes

“Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.”- Horace Mann “Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.”- Edwin Markham “Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.”- Abraham Lincoln “In war there is no substitute for victory.”- Douglas MacArthur “The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of

Graduation Quotes

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.”- Robert Orben “You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.”-

Graduation Quotes

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.”- Robert Orben “You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.”-

Beauty Quotes

"Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time."- Author Unknown "Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not."- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature

Beauty Quotes

"Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time."- Author Unknown "Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not."- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature

Sad Quotes

“No more truth. Bells ring no more in me. I am all alone singly. Lonely rests my head. O my God! I am dead.”- Jose Garcia Villa “I'm so lost without you. Feeling lonely, scared & cold. I'm so lost without you. Tell me baby, when are you coming home?”- From the song LOVE NEVER DIES by ROCH VOISINE “We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.We appreciate light because we have

Sad Quotes

“No more truth. Bells ring no more in me. I am all alone singly. Lonely rests my head. O my God! I am dead.”- Jose Garcia Villa “I'm so lost without you. Feeling lonely, scared & cold. I'm so lost without you. Tell me baby, when are you coming home?”- From the song LOVE NEVER DIES by ROCH VOISINE “We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.We appreciate light because we have

Cool Sayings

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."- Chuck Palahnuik (author Fight Club)"Live life to the fullest."-Ernest Hemingway"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."-Will Smith"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions."-Alfred Adler"The happiest moments of my life have been the few

Cool Sayings

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."- Chuck Palahnuik (author Fight Club)"Live life to the fullest."-Ernest Hemingway"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."-Will Smith"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions."-Alfred Adler"The happiest moments of my life have been the few

Clever Quotes

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ""The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. ""Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.""Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Clever Quotes

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ""The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. ""Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.""Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Anniversary Sayings

“I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of, love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk

Birthday Sayings

“Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.”- Franz Kafka “I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing “Happy Birthday”."- Author Unknown “There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know. “-

Anniversary Sayings

“I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of, love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk

Birthday Sayings

“Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.”- Franz Kafka “I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing “Happy Birthday”."- Author Unknown “There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know. “-

Family sayings

“I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.”- Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, "Identity Crisis," M*A*S*H “It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.”- Johann Schiller “The family is a haven in a heartless world.”- Attributed to Christopher Lasch “Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the

Family sayings

“I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.”- Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, "Identity Crisis," M*A*S*H “It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.”- Johann Schiller “The family is a haven in a heartless world.”- Attributed to Christopher Lasch “Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the

Friendship Sayings

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."- Charles Caleb Colton "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."- Anais Nin "My friends are my estate."- Emily Dickinson "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the

Friendship Sayings

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."- Charles Caleb Colton "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."- Anais Nin "My friends are my estate."- Emily Dickinson "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

Whos This...... Guess


Guess whose in this picture. What are you thinking seen this person before.
hmmmmmmmmmm try to guess whos this famous personality.










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Ok u need 4 options like KBC















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this person is also known as master Balster.........
Yes right Master of Cricket...
Its Sachin Tendulkar in college fancy dress competition (look again. carefully)

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Graffiti

• Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough• I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me • All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a

Graffiti

• Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough• I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me • All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a

The Best of Jerry Seinfeld

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked. You know you're

The Best of Jerry Seinfeld

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked. You know you're

Sunday, October 29, 2006

One liners(R)

• Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben• Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J. Perelman • Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. -Adrienne Gusoff• I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have

One liners(R)

• Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben• Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J. Perelman • Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. -Adrienne Gusoff• I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have

Religious Quotes

Christianity started out in Palestine as a fellowship; it moved to Greece and became a philosophy; it moved to Italy and became an institution; it moved to Europe and became a culture; it came to America and became an enterprise.~Sam Pascoe, American scholar. Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words.-- Francis of Assisi. And I pray that you, being rooted and

Success Quotes

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket. Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be. The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure. A great leader's

Religious Quotes

Christianity started out in Palestine as a fellowship; it moved to Greece and became a philosophy; it moved to Italy and became an institution; it moved to Europe and became a culture; it came to America and became an enterprise.~Sam Pascoe, American scholar. Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words.-- Francis of Assisi. And I pray that you, being rooted and

Success Quotes

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket. Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be. The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure. A great leader's

Old Sayings

A whistling girl and a crowing hen always come to some bad end. Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive If God leads you to it, he will lead you through it. I refuse to tip toe cautiously thru life only to arrive safely at deaths door. Cry when you need to, laugh when you can.Either way the sun comes up tomorrow on

Old Sayings

A whistling girl and a crowing hen always come to some bad end. Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive If God leads you to it, he will lead you through it. I refuse to tip toe cautiously thru life only to arrive safely at deaths door. Cry when you need to, laugh when you can.Either way the sun comes up tomorrow on

Inspirational Quotes

Plan your work and work your plan. -Napolean Hill Inspiration may be a form of super-consciousness, or perhaps of subconsciousness -- I wouldn't know. But I am sure it is the antithesis of self-consciousness. I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul. -William Ernest HenleyThe greatest inspiration is often born of desperation. You can learn

Inspirational Quotes

Plan your work and work your plan. -Napolean Hill Inspiration may be a form of super-consciousness, or perhaps of subconsciousness -- I wouldn't know. But I am sure it is the antithesis of self-consciousness. I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul. -William Ernest HenleyThe greatest inspiration is often born of desperation. You can learn

Age Quotes

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.Old age is always 15 years older than I am.I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.I grow more intense as I age.About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old

Sarcastic/Witty Quotes

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.- Ashleigh Brilliant » It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.- Paul Newman » It's a catastrophic success. » I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.- Stephen Bishop » History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all

Age Quotes

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.Old age is always 15 years older than I am.I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.I grow more intense as I age.About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old

Sarcastic/Witty Quotes

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.- Ashleigh Brilliant » It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.- Paul Newman » It's a catastrophic success. » I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.- Stephen Bishop » History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all

Funny Epitaphs

Here lies, All cold and hard,The last damn dog,That pooped in my yard! *** It was a CoughThat carried him Off It was a Coffin They Carried him Off In *** On an attorney’s tombstone: Goembel John E.1867-1946 "The defense rests" *** Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me For not rising. Ruidoso, New

Funny Epitaphs

Here lies, All cold and hard,The last damn dog,That pooped in my yard! *** It was a CoughThat carried him Off It was a Coffin They Carried him Off In *** On an attorney’s tombstone: Goembel John E.1867-1946 "The defense rests" *** Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me For not rising. Ruidoso, New

Taglines

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen. I fought the lawn, and the lawn won! Life in a vacuum sucks You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed Two wrongs are only the beginning. You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever. "Suicide Hotline...please hold." All work and no play, will make you a manager. As I said before, I never repeat myself. A

Taglines

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen. I fought the lawn, and the lawn won! Life in a vacuum sucks You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed Two wrongs are only the beginning. You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever. "Suicide Hotline...please hold." All work and no play, will make you a manager. As I said before, I never repeat myself. A

Answering Machine

Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep"Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."I'm not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I'll reply"Hi, you have reached the Borg collective. Please leave your

Answering Machine

Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep"Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."I'm not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I'll reply"Hi, you have reached the Borg collective. Please leave your

Responses to Pickup Lines

He: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"She: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."He: So what do you do for a living?She: Female impersonator. He: "Is this seat empty?"She: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." He: "So, wanna go back to my place?"She: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" He: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"She: "It's in the phone

Responses to Pickup Lines

He: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"She: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."He: So what do you do for a living?She: Female impersonator. He: "Is this seat empty?"She: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." He: "So, wanna go back to my place?"She: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" He: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"She: "It's in the phone

Pickup Lines

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". What does it feel like to be the most beautiful

Pickup Lines

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". What does it feel like to be the most beautiful

Alcohol Sayings

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.-Kaiser Wilhelm "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."-Henny Youngman"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"-Brian O'Rourke BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX

Alcohol Sayings

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.-Kaiser Wilhelm "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."-Henny Youngman"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"-Brian O'Rourke BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Famous Last Words

Noo these windows are ok to lean on. Don’t worry it has airbags. Hey what’s that buzzing noise? Don’t worry its not that deep.One time at band camp. No, he doesn’t bite?Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel. I can pass this guy. My brakes are fine. Nice doggy. I think it's

Famous Last Words

Noo these windows are ok to lean on. Don’t worry it has airbags. Hey what’s that buzzing noise? Don’t worry its not that deep.One time at band camp. No, he doesn’t bite?Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel. I can pass this guy. My brakes are fine. Nice doggy. I think it's

Love Quotes

If i could be anything i would like to be ur tearsso i could born in ur eyes and die in ur lipsIn the end we always return to the peoplewho were there from the b.e.g.i.n.n.i.n.gWhen people lauugh and ask me what I see in you..I laugh and tell them everything you dont.Is it you I want or just the notion of a heart to wrap aroundso I can find my way around.You come to love not by finding the

Love Quotes

If i could be anything i would like to be ur tearsso i could born in ur eyes and die in ur lipsIn the end we always return to the peoplewho were there from the b.e.g.i.n.n.i.n.gWhen people lauugh and ask me what I see in you..I laugh and tell them everything you dont.Is it you I want or just the notion of a heart to wrap aroundso I can find my way around.You come to love not by finding the

Wisdom Quotes

"........all the missions in the world ,all the tasks are performed by good speakers rather thengood writers...."~ADOLF HITLER It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives

Wisdom Quotes

"........all the missions in the world ,all the tasks are performed by good speakers rather thengood writers...."~ADOLF HITLER It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives

Famous Quotes

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk"-Stephen King "Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood".-Oscar Wilde "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope "Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William Shakespeare "Husbands are like fires - they go out

Funny Quotes

"Crazy is a relative term in my family!""Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. ""Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.""Procrastinate now, don't put it off. ""Caution, Blind Man Driving. ""All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors

Famous Quotes

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk"-Stephen King "Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood".-Oscar Wilde "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope "Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William Shakespeare "Husbands are like fires - they go out

Funny Quotes

"Crazy is a relative term in my family!""Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. ""Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.""Procrastinate now, don't put it off. ""Caution, Blind Man Driving. ""All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors

Movie Quotes

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.-- Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.-- Steve Martin (Bilko) Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.-- Woody Allen (Annie Hall) Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.-- Bill Murray (What about Bob) You might be a

Movie Quotes

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.-- Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.-- Steve Martin (Bilko) Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.-- Woody Allen (Annie Hall) Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.-- Bill Murray (What about Bob) You might be a

Life Quotes

The great business of life is to be, to do, to do without, and to depart.~John, Viscount Morley, Address on AphorismsWho will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies. ~Erich FrommMy formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to

Life Quotes

The great business of life is to be, to do, to do without, and to depart.~John, Viscount Morley, Address on AphorismsWho will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies. ~Erich FrommMy formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to

Quote of The Week

"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more." - Sent by Jasmine Fitzwilliam

Quote of The Week

"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more." - Sent by Jasmine Fitzwilliam

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Quit India Movement

Why the British left India? any guesses plz...






Why Lord Mount batten decided to leave India?


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Thursday, September 7, 2006

Success and Friends

If you are successful,
You win some false friends
and some true enemies

After lunch break

Pic below describes what I feel I need most after lunch break. Hope boss will read this post soon :-)

Funny Pictures series

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

Pee

HI gotta funny pic to share with you alllllllllll




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Saturday, August 19, 2006

The Husband Store

The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign
reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Must Read

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
Student is silent.

Prof: You can't answer, can you?
Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?
Student does not answer.

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?
Student has no answer.

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Now the student said can I ask something to you Professor.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.


Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive. .





WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT STUDENT WAS?



This is a true story, and the student was none other than




DR. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, President of India.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Love Story

Love story......



There was a blind girl who used to hate everyone . . . except her Boyfriend........ She always used to say that I'll marry you if I could see!!

Suddenly one day some one donated his eyes.......and then when she saw her Boyfriend......she was astonished to see that her Boyfriend was also blind........

Her boyfriend then asked ... "Darling! Will You Marry Me Now?" She thought for a while and said, Sorry!!! But, I can't.....

Her Boyfriend went away saying....
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GOD bless you dear!
JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES!!!!

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Love


U r born to love and to be loved
u r second to none in this world

Friday, April 21, 2006

Promise


Tere vade pe jiye yeh jana kya jana
Mar jate khushi ke gar aetbaar hota.
-----------Mirza Galib

FLowers

Phoolon se poochhiyai woh keya maang rahe hain?,
woh aap se, aap ke hanssane ki ada mang rahe hain.

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khabar tere aane ki jab phoolon ne sunni,
guldanuo se nikal kar phool , khud zameen pe bichh gayye.

Yaad

TERE SAATH JO DIN GUZZARE HAIN.

WOH MUJHHE, ZINDGI SE PIYAARE HAIN.

PEHLEY DIL KO TERA SAHAARA THA,

ABB TERI YAAD KE SAHAARE HAIN

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Sardar jokes

Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at

Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par

khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee

express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi

PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par

kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin

koode.

Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta

tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi, Main

Bol Raha Hoon. The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main

Bol Raha Hoon!

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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the

table. The guest asked what is this?

The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,

morning becomes tight

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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking

for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,

he bought the ticketand didn't travel.

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Monday, January 16, 2006

Munna Bhai M.B.B.S - Kya movie hai maamu



Munna Bhai MBBS
Director: Rajkumar Hirani
Starring: Gracy Singh, Sanjay Dutt, Arshad Warsi, Sunil Dutt, Boman Irani


Munnabhai (Sanjay Dutt) is a happy man. He lives with his gang in the bylanes of a 'dhobi ghat' in Mumbai; takes pride in being a 'social worker' (they actually settle 'financial disputes' through 'dadagiri'); and enjoys his booze, babes, brawls followed by a good night's sleep.


Arshad Warsi is Circuit, Munnabhai's one man army. What ever Munna needs - from a dead body to advice on love and marriage - Circuit can provide it. Circuit is the most liked character in this movie.. Arshad had done really excellent piece of work in this movie... I think hes gonna be typecasted now.....


Not much bothers Munna, except his parents' annual visit from the village. Munna's father, Hari Prasad Sharma (Sunil Dutt), an upright, moralistic man believes that his son is actually a doctor running a charity hospital.


Every year, when his parents arrive, Munna and his gang bathe, shave, don white coats and stethoscopes and pretend to be diligent doctors.

This year, however, the clever charade falls apart. Hari Prasad Sharma's runs into an old friend, Dr. Asthana (Boman Irani), who has a daughter called Suman(Gracy Singh).


The two decide that their children, both doctors, would make a perfect match. Munna tries hard to save the situation, but his father discovers the truth. And all hell breaks loose.


Hari Prasad Sharma, now broken by the truth, removes his white spotless 'pagadi' and cries. Munnabhai then takes a decision that would change many lives: he decides to become a doctor.

Producer, Vinod Chopra's Munnabhai MBBS is a hilarious and heart warming story of a local goon's journey into the medical world - a place he neither belongs to nor believes in.



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