One liners(R)

• Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben• Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J. Perelman • Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. -Adrienne Gusoff• I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have