Saturday, March 22, 2008

Some more Alcohol Quotes

Some More Alcohol Quotes
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. ~James Thurber

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. ~P.J. O'Rourke

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
~W.H. Davies

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
~Mal Pancoast

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
~Ann Landers

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
~Thomas Fuller

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
~George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat
~Eleanor Early

"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
~Winston Churchill

"Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having."
~Mitch Hedberg

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
~John Marcellus Huston

Draft beer, not people.
~Author Unknown
This was a famous quote during the wars

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
~Homer Simpson

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
~George Bernard Shaw

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
~Bob Marley

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway

"It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her."
W.C. Fields

Drunkenness is temporary suicide. ~Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. ~Author Unknown

Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. ~Samuel Johnson

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered.
~George Best

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
~George Best

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day.
~Frank Sinatra

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
~Alex Levine

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
~Oscar Wilde

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
~Homer Simpson

"The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!"
~Danny Jansen

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin

An impaired mind is an unprepared mind.
~Duane Alan Hahn

First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.
~Japanese Proverb

Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. ~From the movie Arthur

It is easier to stay out than get out.
~Mark Twain

"There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them."
~Terry Pratchett

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
~Norman Brenner

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
~Raymond Chandler

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
~Robert Louis Stevenson

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
~Ambrose Bierce

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
~W.H. Davies

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields

Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey. ~"Pappy" Maverick, in Maverick

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats

I drink to forget I drink.
Joe E. Lewis

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
~Thomas L. Masson

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
~H. L. Mencken

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. ~Author Unknown

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. ~Thomas Jackson

Wine is bottled poetry.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
But of course

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
~Finley Peter Dunne

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel
~Robert Louis Stevenson

Friday, March 21, 2008

Funny Alcohol Quotes

Here are some funny quotes on alcohol, not the chemistry lab kind but the drinking kind, but of course you only expected that :)

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor

When the wine is in, the wit is out. ~Proverb

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink. ~Lord Chesterton

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
~George Burns

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
~Brendan Behan

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. ~Jean Kerr

We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ~Horace Hutchinson

A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. ~Author Unknown

If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. ~Author Unknown

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. ~Scottish Proverb

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. ~Giuseppe Garibaldi

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~Dave Barry

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. ~Robert Benchley

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson

I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver. ~Phil Harris

I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. ~Don Marquis

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ~Robert Heinlein

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
~Noel Coward

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
~Brendan Behan

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
~Knute Rockne

Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.
~Ogden Nash

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu*k
~George Carlin

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend.
~Gerard Way

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
~Frank Sinatra

Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.
~Author Unknown

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
~Phyllis Diller

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
~Rita Rudner

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Winston Churchill

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Winston Churchill

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
~Author Unknown

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Monday, March 17, 2008

One Tree Hill 100th Episode Celebration

Not many people thought that One Tree Hill would go on upto 100th Episode, but it has and it is a wonderful achievement. Congratulations to everyone involved with the making of One Tree Hill.One Tree Hill 100th Episode Celebration

One Tree Hill Season 5 Episode 12 Sneak Peek

Episode 12 of season being the 100th episode of One Tree Hill is a must watch. Lucas and Lindsey getting married would be the crux of the Episode.One Tree Hill Season 5 Episode 12 Sneak Peek

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Adversity Quotes

Here are funny quotes on adversity.

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.
~Robert Fulghum

Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.
~Victor Hugo

Two frogs fell into a bowl of cream. One didn't panic, he relaxed and drowned. The other kicked and struggled so much that the cream turned to butter and he walked out.
~Unknown Source

If you're on thin ice, you might as well dance.
Unknown Source

If you're going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. ~Garth Brooks

The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. ~Morris Mandel

The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials. ~Confucius

God gave burdens, also shoulders. ~Yiddish Proverb

You have come into a hard world. I know of only one easy place in it, and that is the grave. ~Henry Ward Beecher

If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes. ~The Houghton Line, November 1965

As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times. ~Orson Scott Card

Bad is never good until worse happens. ~Danish Proverb

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. ~Author Unknown

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. ~Walt Disney

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse. ~From the movie The African Queen

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
~M. Kathleen Casey

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
~John Steinbeck

Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
~Hugh Miller

Problems are the price you pay for progress.
~Branch Rickey

Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.
~Edwin Markham

The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter.
~Author Unknown

We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way.
~Author Unknown

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.
~William Shakespeare

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
~Harry Golden

May you get what you wish for.
~Old Chinese Curse

Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose.
~Billie Holiday

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far.
~Uncle Remus

I had a lover's quarrel with the world.
~Robert Frost

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
~Author Unknown

The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
~Theodore Rubin

Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them
~Unknown Source

The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul.
~Rona Barrett

A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
~Duke Ellington

When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best. ~Leslie Grossman

Convert difficulties into opportunities, for difficulties are divine surgeries to make you better.
~Author Unknown

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity.
~Walt Schmidt

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.
~Norman Vincent Peale

A bad grade is only one letter in the Essay of life.
~Lee Drake

Everybody ought to do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice.
~William James

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
~John A. Simone, Sr.

It is better to drink of deep griefs than to taste shallow pleasures.
~William Hazlitt

Better bread with water than cake with trouble.
~Russian Proverb

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
~Friedrich Nietzsche

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
~Author Unknown

I have woven a parachute out of everything broken.
~William Stafford

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
~Latin Proverb

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Beautiful Romantic Love Quotes

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beautiful romantic love quotes

People moreover fall in love or endure in love. Beautiful Romantic Love Quotes will help you to exchange your thoughts and feelings during those times when words refuse to come out of you. It's like no matter how complicated it is to create a natural expression and the word doesn't comes correctly from your thoughts and feelings.

beautiful romantic love quotes

You might be the creative writer or the love poet that is absolutely fine. It is very important to select the beautiful romantic love quotes that exchange thoughts from your heart and let the other person knows precisely what is in your mind.

Find your true love by expressing your love quotes to the right person who will help you to communicate your feelings and emotions in the beautiful manner.

Express your love with beautiful romantic love quotes and observe that how the love quotes will help you to find your true love in the systematic manner.

It is often expressed in Touching Romantic Love Stories that if two people are attached at the heart it does not matter what do you do where do you stay there are no limitations if two people are strongly bonded towards each other.

It is said that beautiful things in this planet cannot be seen or touched it has to be felt from your inner heart.

You can make your loved one realize by how much you love her by this beautiful romantic love quote i.e. " I know Love that is only because of you. "

beautiful romantic love quotes

“Only from the heart can you touch the sky”
“Love is life and if you miss love you miss life”
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us”
“My love for you is a journey; starting at forever; and ending at never”
“Love is the master key that opens the gate of happiness”
“Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I am yours forever”
“Love is a fruit in season at all the times, and within the reach of every hand.”
“If I know what love is, it is because of you”.
“Since loves grows within you so beauty grows for love is the beauty of the soul”
“The life and love we create is the life and love we live”
“The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable”
“Love’s gift cannot be given it waits to be accepted”
Love is a digestible desire to be irresistibly desired”
“Love is a canvass furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination “
“Grow old along with me the best is yet to be”
“What the heart has once owned and had it shall never lose”
“Peace Love and light Ty for your Friendship and for making a difference”.

Beautiful Romantic Love Quotes

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Inspirational motivational quotes - quotes to motivate anyone you love

Inspirational motivational quotes - quotes to motivate anyone you love

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Whatever you are be Good one

Success is not winning, success in not giving up

Failures are the pillars of success.

Even one of the famous quotes from Sit Thomas Alva Edison when he failed 100 times to create and electric bulb His sayings were.

I have not failed now I know 100 ways how not to make an electric bulb. Thats called motivation and commitment for anything you do.

remember one thing if you do anything do it to the perfection and not half heartedly its better not to do that thing

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