Monday, April 28, 2008

Funny Friendship quotes

Some funny quotes on fridnship and best friends.

"The best vitamin for making friends: B1"

"You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
~Laurence Sterne

"The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love, do not require coupons."

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."
~ Anon

"I got a lot of best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!"
~ Archie Bunker

"It is best not to try to get the best of your best friend"

"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
~Wilson Mizner

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."
~Samuel Butler

"A friend to all is a friend to none."
~ Aristotle

"No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend"
~Groucho Marx

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
~ Oscar Wilde

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. "
~ Bernard Meltzer

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
~ John Leonard

"I hate it in friends when they come too late to help."

"We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us."

"You are not very good if you are not better than your best friends imagine you to be."
~Johann Kaspar Lavater

Saturday, April 26, 2008

True Love

'True love' or 'pure love' is most cherished dream of every lover. It even surpasses the dream of 'wealth creation' or 'making money'. We know the phraseology 'Love at first sight'. One gets infatuated by someone at the first meet. It is a one way attraction.

In some cases, at the first instance, both man and woman get 'inter-locked'. The message 'I love you' is transmitted with an astronomical speed. The carrier or the courier is either or all of the five senses, eyes, skin, ears, nose or tongue.

beautiful romantic love quotes

Heart pumps the blood throughout the arteries and veins of the body. The micro antennae located at the above mentioned 'sense centers' catch the signals. From these nuclei the signals 'I love you', 'He is a guy for me', or 'She is a girl for me' are transmitted to the heart. The brain then takes over the control and puts on the circuitry. It tickles and awakens all the secretions such as pituitary, adrenaline etc; and systems such as digestive, reproductive and like.

The eyes meet, stares get locked. The ears listen and the tones are tuned in harmony. The olfactory receptors of aroma of natural or aromatic fragrance of body pull them together. Both enjoy, and cherish the taste of different recipes. And the king of the senses 'touch' plays miraculous role in establishing the 'Love at first sight'.

Well, now the question arises, whether it is true love? Let us, for a while assume that the answer is affirmative. The next question comes to our mind is whether it is to be correlated with the duration. Whether this love is long lasting, life-time lasting or eternal? Is it immortal?

At the spur of moment the fire is set. Two hearts meet. But many a times it extinguishes instantaneously, within a short span. And such type of ephemeral love must not be called as a true-love at all. This is what the authorities, pundits on this subject say. Well, prima facie, their logic seems correct.

Let us discuss the prefix of 'True-love'. It is derived from the word 'Truth'. And truth is eternal. Hence 'True love' means eternal love. When we browse the pages of history such love is found one in million. Then the corollary is to be accepted that the love of the majority of population is sham. The heterosexual union is just foul play of sexual gratification. If it's not a true one, then is it related to merely mean motives?

No. No, it must not be so. Otherwise a love of any common man and woman shall be false, obnoxious, dirty and far from truth.

Here I object to the definition and meaning of the truth in context of love. The 'True love' between any common man and woman might not last for days, months, years or centuries. But for whatever duration it soothes and comforts the souls, those many days it may be declared as a 'True love'. Someone has rightly said,

"Love me for few seconds,
I shall grab and cherish
Then I will not care to die
I shall be ready to perish."

If the smallest period gives you tons of love, the memories of those instances can be truly cherished for lifetime. Love can not be bound by space and time. Hence whatever instances you have had it, it is a TRUE LOVE. Savor this beautiful touching and romantic love. It contains a great motivational power. The same love begets wealth too! Cheers to all the lovers!

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One Tree Hill Season 5 Episode 15 Sneak Peek

OTH Episode 15 is centered around the occasion of Jamie's Birthday. Deb made her first appearencein season 5 in the last episode. In episode 15 we see her being interrupted by Dan. Dan is not allowed to join Jamie's Birthday party and is upset about it. Lucas on the other hand believes that Lindsey will come back to him. All in all an exciting episode coming out way.One Tree Hill Season 5 Episode

Friday, April 25, 2008

Funny Advertising Quotes

Here are some funny America Quotes.

When a man throws an empty cigarette package from an automobile, he is liable to a fine of $50. When a man throws a billboard across a view, he is richly rewarded. ~Pat Brown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. ~Stephen Butler Leacock

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
~Thomas Jefferson

When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much
about having close relationships.
~Andy Warhol

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
~Lily Tomlin

Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease.
~Author Unknown

Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.
~C. Edwin Baker

Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. That's all it is.
~Fairfax Cone

Advertising is selling Twinkies to adults.
~Donald R. Vance

You know, life is like a Mentos commercial... Pointless, and having very little to do with Mentos.

I have learned that any fool can write a bad ad, but that it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one.
~Leo Burnett

Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping your watch to save time.

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
~George Santayana

I don't mind being called hooligans. Creatives are attracted to that kind of reputation.
~Nina DiSesa

The most common trouble with advertising is that it tries too hard to impress people.
~James Randolph Adams

Advertising is totally unnecessary. Unless you hope to make money.
~Jef I. Richard

The only prejudice I've found anywhere in TV is in some advertising agencies, and there isn't so much prejudice as just fear.
~Nat King Cole

Censorship is advertising paid by the government.
~Federico Fellini

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Anger Quotes

There are many anger quotes that can be very funny, here are some.

If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? ~Sydney J. Harris

Get mad, then get over it. ~Colin Powell

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~Malachy McCourt

Next time you're mad, try dancing out your anger. ~Sweetpea Tyler

Malice drinks one-half of its own poison. ~Seneca

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. ~Mark Twain

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. ~Wilson Mizner

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
~Albert Einstein

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
~Ambrose Bierce

I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.
~Booker T. Washington

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
~Golda Meir

Anger: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
~Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Expressing anger is a form of public littering.
~Willard Gaylin

Keep cool; anger is not an argument.
~Daniel Webster

Anger should never be an overnight guest.
~Neal A. Maxwell

He is a fool who cannot be angry;

Flying off the handle sometimes causes hammers and humans to lose their heads, as well as their effectiveness.
~William Arthur Ward

People who fly into a rage always make a bad
~ Will Rogers.

Advice Quotes

These are some of my favorite advice quotes

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
~Edna St. Vincent Millay

It is more easy to be wise for others than for ourselves. ~FranÁois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. ~Josh Billings

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
~Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When a man wants your advice he generally wants your praise.
~Lord Chesterfield

Sometimes I give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. ~Mary Wortley Montagu

Give advice to your children while they're young enough to believe you know what you're talking about

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
~ G. K. Chesterton

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
~Erica Jong

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it
~Agatha Christie

I always pass on good advice. It's the only thing to do with it. It is never any use to oneself. ~Oscar Wilde

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. ~Gordon R. Dickson

The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice. ~Author Unknown

Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples. ~FranÁois La Rochefoucauld

When we ask advice we are usually looking for an accomplice. ~Charles Varlet de La Grange

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. ~Author Unknown

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves. ~Author Unknown

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.~
Josh Billings

Monday, April 21, 2008

One Tree Hill Season 5 Episode 14 Sneak Peek

In the 14th episode we will get to see lots of good things. Firstly, it would be nice to see Nathan and Haley togeather looking for a new Nanny. Secondly, Brooke Davis will also get good news regarding the child adoption. It would be interesting to see how Lucas-Peyton plot shapes up and what is Dan going to do next. So don't miss out on all the excitement.One Tree Hill Season 5 Episode 15 Sneak

Sunday, April 13, 2008

One Tree Hill Season 5 Episode 13 Sneak Peek

One Tree Hill will be back after a break this week. It is going to be better than ever. Dan is back and the plot has now become very interesting. In the promo of oth Lucas and Nathan are seen hitting Dan. It is clear that they want Dan to stay away from the family. Will Dan do so ?? Check it out yourself in the coming episode ......One Tree Hill Season 5 Episode 13 Sneak Peek
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