Cynicism & Insults

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.If I throw a stick, will you go away?Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you.I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the