Some more Alcohol Quotes

Some More Alcohol Quotes
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. ~James Thurber


If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. ~P.J. O'Rourke


I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill



Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
~W.H. Davies




The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
~Mal Pancoast

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
~Ann Landers



A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
~Thomas Fuller

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
~George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat
~Eleanor Early


"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
~Winston Churchill

"Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having."
~Mitch Hedberg


I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
~John Marcellus Huston


Draft beer, not people.
~Author Unknown
This was a famous quote during the wars


Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
~Homer Simpson



Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
~George Bernard Shaw


Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
~Bob Marley


Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway


"It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her."
W.C. Fields

Drunkenness is temporary suicide. ~Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness


Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. ~Author Unknown


Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. ~Samuel Johnson


"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
~Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered.
~George Best

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
~George Best

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day.
~Frank Sinatra

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
~Alex Levine


Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
~Oscar Wilde



Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
~Homer Simpson


"The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!"
~Danny Jansen

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin


An impaired mind is an unprepared mind.
~Duane Alan Hahn


First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.
~Japanese Proverb

Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. ~From the movie Arthur


It is easier to stay out than get out.
~Mark Twain


"There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them."
~Terry Pratchett


The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
~Norman Brenner




When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman



Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
~Raymond Chandler



If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
~Ambrose Bierce


Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
~W.H. Davies

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields

Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey. ~"Pappy" Maverick, in Maverick




The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats

I drink to forget I drink.
Joe E. Lewis

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
~Thomas L. Masson

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
~H. L. Mencken


Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. ~Author Unknown


I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. ~Thomas Jackson


Wine is bottled poetry.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
But of course

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
~Finley Peter Dunne


If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel
~Robert Louis Stevenson