Friday, December 12, 2008

Funny Birthday Quotes

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
~Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
~Sam Ewing

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it
~Author Unknown

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~Lucille Ball

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
~Maurice Chevalie


No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.
~Jerry Dennis

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
~Jonathan Swift

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
~George Bernard Shaw

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
~Don Marquis


There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
And it comes every year like clockwork.


Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~Charles Schulz
SO its no point worrying and you should take as much as you can while you have it.

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
~ Pablo Picasso

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
~Author Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
~Robert Frost

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
~Jennifer Yane

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
~ Robert Frost

Life is too short to be small.
~Benjamin Disraeli

I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
~Unknown

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
~Bob Hope


At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
~ George Orwell

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
~Pope Paul VI


May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~Frank Sinatra

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~ C.E.M. Joad

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~Bernard Baruch


The more things change, the more they remain the same.
~Alphonse Karr

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
~Larry Lorenzoni

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