Anger Quotes

There are many anger quotes that can be very funny, here are some.

If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? ~Sydney J. Harris

Get mad, then get over it. ~Colin Powell


Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~Malachy McCourt

Next time you're mad, try dancing out your anger. ~Sweetpea Tyler

Malice drinks one-half of its own poison. ~Seneca


When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. ~Mark Twain

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. ~Wilson Mizner

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
~Epictetus


Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
~Albert Einstein

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
~Ambrose Bierce


I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.
~Booker T. Washington



You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
~Golda Meir

Anger: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
~Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Expressing anger is a form of public littering.
~Willard Gaylin


Keep cool; anger is not an argument.
~Daniel Webster

Anger should never be an overnight guest.
~Neal A. Maxwell

He is a fool who cannot be angry;
~Seneca


Flying off the handle sometimes causes hammers and humans to lose their heads, as well as their effectiveness.
~William Arthur Ward


People who fly into a rage always make a bad
landing.
~ Will Rogers.